not?

quince

unless you are of exceptional hotness, goatees are a travesty

ternus

http://eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html #35: I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

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