Doxory?

lakmiseiru: He or she is brown with a red tail, has a wingspan of 4 feet, weighs about 2.6 pounds, eats rodents/reptiles/birds, and lives to around 15 years.

Asked 2 years ago

Spend 15 years of my life with him/her, dealing with raw meat and occasional injury and interesting federal/state law

hanopycanopy
Sounds cute.

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Screw this, it's not worth the time, money, and emotional investment

erin
Unless you have space to let her fly, you both will be happier without a bird of prey. Red-tail hawk?
ternus
Whoa.

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